Want a Girlfriend? Work your core!

The news is in - women prefer men with six-packs.  Here's why:

A little excess midriff chub now means one fat, sloppy bastard in 10 years.  Biceps the size of bowling balls?  That's nice, but if you've got the beginnings of a gut, any discriminating woman will think twice before considering you boyfriend material.

So our mission is clear.  Do cardio to lower your body fat, then get going on the mountain climbers!